PROJECT NO 1 Chalk Feet!

Drawing around your own feet you can illustrate a Bus Queue onto the floor.This will hopefully entice Joe Public into forming a queue. The reason for using chalk rather than paint on the floor is that the chalk will eventually Dissapear, by which time we would hope the regular users of said Bus Stop would have already discovered the delights of anarchy and will be forming their own queues!

PROJECT NO 2 Beware Stewards!

Gathering a troupe of daring troublemakers make your own Bus Steward outfits and head down to your local chaotic Bus Stop. Line people up in the wrong order and generally mess up the whole business of organising a queue, this will without doubt cause certain members of the public to object. At this point the old English spirit will kick in and someone (probably the person closest to resembling a spitfire pilot) will stand out and say something along the lines of "I'm not standing for this, It's just not bloody Cricket!"

At this point the mob of people should dust the cobwebs off from their anarchic ways and organise themselves in order to show you what a blithering idiot you are. If this happens, pat yourself on the back, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

PROJECT NO 3 Erm Queue

Sometimes the simplest ideas are the best, force the buggers to join your queue!

1. Choose a Bus stop.
2. Choose a random time and meet at the Bus stop.
3. Form an orderly queue.
4. Wait 10 minutes then catch the 1st bus to arrive.
5. Travel for two stops then get off and disperse...
6. Repeat 1 - 5 x 10

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